Katniss & Peeta Hunting Together
Peeta:
*CRUNCH*
Katniss:
...
Peeta:
*CRUNCH*
Katniss:
...
Peeta:
*CRUNCH*
Katniss:
...
Animals:
*RUN AWAY*
Peeta:
KATNISS.
Peeta:
KATNISS.
Peeta:
I DON'T THINK THERE ARE ANY ANIMALS HERE.
Katniss:
Peeta...
Peeta:
KATNISS, YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET. I THINK YOU'RE SCARING THE ANIMALS.
Peeta:
WHY AREN'T THERE ANY OVENS OUT HERE?
Peeta:
I COULD REALLY DO WITH A WHEAT FIELD RIGHT NOW.
Peeta:
OR EVEN AN EASY BAKE OVEN. THEY COULD FIT ONE IN THE CORNUCOPIA, RIGHT?
Katniss:
Peeta...why don't you go pick some berries?
Peeta:
Alright, I can do that!
Peeta:
*picks poisonous berries*
Foxface:
*DIES FROM EATING POISONOUS BERRIES*
Peeta:
Oh.
Peeta:
...at least I can make bread.
when you accidentally step on your pet's foot
Dog:
IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
Cat:
What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
